The Boudettes
The first person who had an influence on Nicola was Nas, who taught me make up and showed me the robes at the London clubs, following this it was Jodie and my introduction to the Boudoir. I’m now a Nas and Boudoir Veteran and have made many great friends via the Boudoir, This is a tribute page to the Boudettes.
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Name: Sarah “Squealer” Gray- Titles: Miss Tv Scotland 2003
- Age: 30ish but like Cliff Richard she never gets older
- Web Site : http://profiles.yahoo.com/sarahgraytv
- Boudoir Appearances: 74 including an unbroken run of 69 on the trot
- Favourite Shops: Morgan, Jane Norman and Ladbrooks
- Favourite Food: Salmon and Lager
- Smiffy Rating: 78%
- Most Likely to be seen: In bed or with a fag in mouth
- Best Boudoir Moment: Not getting out of bed before midday in Gran Caneira and making the loan of a skirt for the night last 18 months
Name: Tess Stephenson - Titles: Lady Tess of Finchleyshire
- Age: Slightly older than age 40
- Web Site: No time for one of those ghastly things
- Boudoir Appearances: 57 including 3 overseas trips
- Favourite Shops: Harrods and Harvey Nicks
- Favourite Food: Caviar and Champagne
- Smiffy Rating: 2800 Euros
- Most Likely to be seen: Out with shotgun shooting grouse, or whipping her Latino houseboy.
- Best Boudoir Moment: Belching in various comical tones at every event and being a good old fashion perv
Name: Stacy Dee Collins - Titles: Miss Surgical Tights 1976
- Age: Just misses out on 18-30 holidays
- Web Site: Currently in development
- Boudoir Appearances: 63, closing in on Miss Gray’s unbroken appearance record
- Favourite Shops: Wolfords and the hosiery counter at M & S
- Favourite Food: Ice cream and Baileys
- Smiffy Rating: 5ft 3 inches
- Most Likely to be seen: Hovering on the edge of the dance floor or with her head buried in Hosiery weekly.
- Best Boudoir Moment: Capturing a live Breast Form Monster and teaching it to speak
Name: Rebecca “ Beef “ David’s’ - Titles: Miss Truckers Mate 1997 and 2003
- Age: To old for 18-30, not yet ready for Saga
- Web Site: http://www.theboudoironline.com/boudettes.htm
- Boudoir Appearances: Second on the all time list, but restricted to European trips only.
- Favourite Shops: Catwalk and the Hyper markets at Dieppe.
- Favourite Food: Beef and Beer
- Smiffy Rating: 0.366666 on the ricta scale
- Most Likely to be seen: Reading Truckers weekly or eating a Beef sandwich
- Best Boudoir Moment: Holding a full on work conversation, whilst dressed in a ball gown
Name: Miss Michaela Marcella (MMM) - Titles: Miss Corset 2004 and Best Outfit at the Miss Alternative London 2004
- Age: Between 7 and 8
- Web Site: Coming soon
- Boudoir Appearances: Hard to tell as a little girl she cant count beyond 5
- Favourite Shops: Barbie World and Little Miss Sissy.
- Favourite Food: Sweets and Lemonade
- Smiffy Rating: Two little girly pink stars
- Most Likely to be seen: Doing her strange dance or scaring other partygoers
- Best Boudoir Moment: Her birthday party at Joe Allen’s
Name: Sara “C” Campers Campbell - Titles: Miss Chelmsford 123 in 1996 and 2004
- Age: Still qualifies for Young Boudette of the Year
- Web Site : Next on my list of things to do, after I resolve World peace
- Boudoir Appearances: 42 after a slow start coming up on the rails.
- Favourite Shops: Tescos and Ye Olde Essex Farm Shoppe
- Favourite Food: chocolate and Diet Coke
- Smiffy Rating: 14 Hands
- Most Likely to be seen: Reading a Liverpool programme or escorting Drunken Boudettes home.
- Best Boudoir Moment: Managing to leave a smelly pair of boots in Jodie and Nas’s bedroom in New York
Name: Amber “Chavster” Paris - Titles: Runner to Micky Droy in the Miss Chelsea competition in 1977
- Age: Old enough to remember when Chelsea were crap
- Web Site : www.Iloveroman.com
- Boudoir Appearances: 32 After a very slow start, Amber is wracking up the appearances.
- Favourite Shops: Boots and Superdrug
- Favourite Food: Snails and Very slow roast Pork Belly
- Smiffy Rating: 40 Bushells
- Most Likely to be seen: Arriving late for her appointment at the Boudoir.
- Best Boudoir Moment: Organising the notorious Miami Skinny dipping incident